…Always a bad combination!
Next episode: Thursday!
Bill and ALMOST ANYTHING. Always a bad combination. LOL
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. – Ashley Brilliant
Sorry, that’s ASHLEIGH Brilliant. And yes, that’s his real name.
Bill, oh Bill… That’s MO-ruuka; stress the first syllable.
I wonder why when Bill gets a hold of anything magic, that he doesn’t accidentally whip up a dragon burger or a pizza or Bill Gates?
Cartoon Magic. “Only When It’s Funny…”
Man, you’d think that powerful of a sorceror would have a spell in his book for a nose-job. If I had a warty schnozz like that, I’d sure as heck spend a lot of time trying to find a magic way to fix it.
Of course, with Bill in charge of the spellbook, it’s even-odds that the sorceror will find his schnozz suddenly stuffed in the southbound end of a northbound dragon…
…and they all turn into chickens!
Who then all cross the road to show the opossum and the armadillo it can be done!
I’m trying to figure out the spell words. Guess 1 – Mo Rocca, humorist, appears regularly on Says You, an NPR show. Guess 2 – Google turned up near misses for Don Dushika, but nothing clicked for me. Anyone else have better guesses?
Sometimes, if you read it backwards, it makes sense, but I am not getting anything that way.
tune in tomorrow and find out who turns into what or transported to where and when.
That sounds awfully like Huttese. All attendant characters are promptly teleported to the Cantina on Tatooine… or Jabbas Palace.
Gina IS dressed for it.
LOL at this page, and these comments… XD
I’m just surprised he managed to hold the book right side up. I suppose it was a 50-50 chance, but Bill usually will only win a 50-50 bet about 10% of the time, so he’s doing good.
What exactly makes you think he was reading the spell right-side-up?
A spell spoken inside-out phonetically has the potential for being far more devastating than one spoken properly, with all the safeguards and limits in place. Trust me. I have experience with these sorts of things. Demon-summoning is nowhere near as simple as most people think.
nor is manufacturing a home brew. the caps on all my bottles pop off, yet somepeople never have any problems.
Oooh, a little more light has been shed on our mysterious time warper!
everything is possible here in billverse.
What? Only “BZZZT!” like a small arc of a short circuit?
No “WHOOOM” or “CRACK” or “SHAZAM!” (Oops, might be a copyright issue with the latter).
At least it didn’t go “FIZZZzzzssss” But watch out for a “BLIP!” which can send you to an entirely different universe.
The big bad is Dr. Doofensmirtz in disguise. And he left the self destruct book right where Perry, I mean Bill, would find it. At least he has good training being a gnome – maybe he will have a place at the syndicate.
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