As I buffer back up into new strips, please enjoy this classic July 2011 black and white strip that appeared in Knights of the Dinner Table magazine, one of my fave mags, and LoB has proudly appeared in it off and on since almost the beginning of the comic when I started in May 2008. Never before seen other than the mag – and a CROSSOVER WITH A CERTAIN BARWENCH we all know and sorta-kinda love!
Don’t remember seeing that one before.
Well, that answers the question of if they had ever met.
This strip suggests that he was responsible for Sarah’s going cashews-kopf:
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Never known Sarah to give a warning notice before. Sarah must have either really liked Bill or she was feeling kind of sick that day. Probably something she ‘et.
LOL!!!
WHAT?! Sarah’s now DELEGATING the disemboweling?! To ORCS, no less?!
The quality of mercy may not be strained, but in the good ol’ days your guts would be if you crossed the Psychotic Barwench. What IS Terragard coming to?
A TRUE barbarian would have considered that to be mere foreplay. Hawt foreplay.
Oh this made me giggle this morning!
She is giving the Orcs her light work guys. Relax, our girl is still in her tip toppiest! Is…that a word?
I didn’t know she DID light work, Pix. You can only get so dead.
Light work for Sarah is probably just smacking the customers who offend her around.
One wonders if “medium work” for Sarah is contract hits.
Heavy work would what the Soviets used to call “wet work” on an Inca, Maya, Aztec, or Thug scale.
As I often attempt to be a gentleman (despite the occasional FAIL), I rarely ever discuss a lady’s tip toppies in a public forum*.
(*3Xp4t: Keepin’ it family-friendly since at least 6:00 a.m. this morning.)
Sarah can probably tell the customers exactly how many gram of C4 are in an M67…
Wonder what her weapon collection looks like?
MP-40s, MG-32s, MG-42s, Jagdtiger, etc.
Probably owns half of Rheinmetall…
While all of those are fine, efficient instruments I doubt any of them are personal enough for Sarah’s rage.
Disembowelment by spork anyone?
Sarah should consider herself lucky, most wait staff don”t even make minimum wage. For the record I usually tip 20%.
So THIS is how it all started!!!
I usually tip 20%.
I remember reading a propaganda piece in the news about restaurants that someone who wasn’t in the industry wrote. Ha. I got my start in them. It’s an unofficial rule that you have about 30 seconds to get someone to the counter in fast food. In a medium-service, someone needs to at least acknowledge a new customer in less than a minute. A little courtesy goes a long way with the customer and ignoring a new customer says volumes. If one is running late or is really busy, it’s customary to tell the customers. Keep them in the loop, even if you are running around from order to order. Letting a customer sit for fifteen or twenty minutes without anyone stopping and telling them what’s up, essentially tells the customer to leave. Many places do that, though, and so when a person’s been waiting a half hour for their meal (which is too long for most places) without hearing a thing, they tend to leave. Forgetting a customer, which happens more than most restaurants want to admit, is an extremely poor practice. It tells them they shouldn’t come back; lost customer.
So, are you saying threatening a customer, beating them senseless, bludgeoning them with a mace, hacking their limbs off, and/or putting out an orcish contract hit on them – that would generally be considered a no-no where you come from? How odd!