Jason Williams brings us a new Barwench Tales!!
LOL and Ouch!
Ohhhh … somebody needs her back cracked, and probably a nice back rub, too. Dirk, you’re on-call … bring your mace!
Sara the Saracen used a mace when she clobbered the dragon. At the risk of sounding silly, I can see Sarah seeing Dirk’s mace and saying “Aww. We both have the same instruments of mayhem…”
hey!!! you cant do that to sarah she need to get back up and globber this guy before he ruins sarahs awful rep of being battle maiden
What a jerk.
At some point we need to realize we are not always unstoppable. It makes us stronger in the long run.
No, we aren’t. However, Sarah is!
Sara: 12,336, Annoying Customers: 1
However, a forfeit due to injury is still a win for the non-forfeiting team.
I’m too astonished (and concerned about Sarah’s backpain) to be able to say anything meaningful.
fortunately, i offer free back rubs.
as well free breast examinations
i will also be happy to rotate her tires
You’ve probably been asked this, but: why the avatar of Robin Hood (Errol Flynn) about to be hung?
i a big admirer of earl phynn, erle finn, arrow fin, and errol flynn.
errol had a running stunt (gag) in his films. he died or sentence to death a different method in his pictures. he ostentatiously challenged death, and frustrated death in about two thirds of his movies.
caption under pic, WHAT ME WORRY??
Thanks, Tennesee Charlie. I didn’t know about the running gag in Flynn movies.
For me, Robin Hood will always be the 1938 movie, not some of the later remakes.
To swinging from the Bidwell Park’s Valley Oaks down onto the Sheriff’s men: clink!
Remember, kids! Take care of your back – it’s the only one you have!
Unseen powers are being used here. The stein Sarah lifted isn’t very heavy. This would be a way too convenient coincidence for the ale drinker.
She may only be drawn bad, like Jessica Rabbit and yet unlike – but I always knew that being drawn so frail-looking would get her into serious trouble some day.
I’m with Sarah on this one! backs going out do not count as being bested!!!
No problem Sarah, I got your back!…Oh….pun unintentional
Just remember, from the floor it is only a simple kick upwards to disable/stun an objectionable customer claiming early victory. As a former bar bouncer I’ve “fallen” to rely on this dirty trick a time or two. Takes the laugh right out of them.
Does that trick work when you yourself are in serious pain?
one time got blind sided with a bar stool, went down hard and dazed, through the blur I saw the guy moving in to hit me again. I kicked out and connected. As he dropped to his knees, I managed to pull myself together, get up and drag him out the door. His buddy that he was “helping” just volunteered to leave on his own. All in all I would say, yeah it works, and the last laugh is the best medicine.
When did Sarah’s nose change from straight to scimitar-curved?
I still say he’s a total #*&%! for not helping her up, at least. He should have called for a doctor, if he was any sort of real man.
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