Legend Of Bill

Discussion (17) ¬

1. 
   Bill_Wa

   March 24, 2012 at 5:17 pm | # | Reply

   Shouldn’t this be Bearwench Tales? Don’t yell at me, you started it. If Bill should come in, would he be a BarBearian?

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     Insectoid

     March 24, 2012 at 5:45 pm | # | Reply

     *LOL*
2. 
   Insectoid

   March 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm | # | Reply

   This is a side of Sarah we don’t see much…

   • 
     SAGG

     March 24, 2012 at 8:45 pm | # | Reply

     That’s true. I barely knew that…

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       Insectoid

       March 25, 2012 at 5:47 am | # | Reply

       Of course it’s also possible that she’s sneaking in ale on the job…
3. 
   tenneessee charlie

   March 24, 2012 at 11:56 pm | # | Reply

   i can bear-ly contain my laughter. but i guess i will have to bear up until jayson can bear (beget, give birth) another installment.
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   ps. please show sarah in the bare.
4. 
   jason

   March 25, 2012 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

   what did i start here? LOL

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     Johanan Rakkav

     March 25, 2012 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

     Something that had better be handled by a bear-footed Mrs. Minotaur henceforth. Humans may be crunchy and taste good with ketchup, but we’re talking STEAK here if the customer can no longer bear such brute force pun-manship.

     Besides, when dealing with other self-awares he should be used to such jokes by now.

     Maybe he should cultivate human jokes. Q: How many humans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in the socket, and then waits for the rest of the Universe to revolve around him. pbbt
5. 
   Nabuquduriuzhur

   March 25, 2012 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

   Restrain your bearly-controlled temper, bear! Any barmaid that can take down a dragon with a mace is not going to be impressed by a bear’s teeth.

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     Johanan Rakkav

     March 25, 2012 at 9:42 am | # | Reply

     Thou hast a point, sir knight. Said conflict would definitely be hairy.
6. 
   SpaceCop

   March 25, 2012 at 6:06 am | # | Reply

   LOL
   Wonder if she tastes like chicken?
7. 
   Plaidwolf

   March 25, 2012 at 7:35 am | # | Reply

   These comments have been grizzly to my poor eyes! Jason, bear the fault for this!
8. 
   Olddog1

   March 25, 2012 at 11:34 am | # | Reply

   We might get lucky and get to see Sarah’s bare skin on a bear skin rug.
9. 
   3Xp4t

   March 25, 2012 at 11:45 am | # | Reply

   Sarah, we bearly knew ya. Do be careful. Dangerous amounts of bare skin may be exposed in the resulting conflict. Although, truly, I’m concerned for the bear. He’ll be bearly respected among his peers if he loses to a mere slip of a girl, such a delicate flower …

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     Johanan Rakkav

     March 25, 2012 at 4:41 pm | # | Reply

     IF?!
10. 
    Patrick

    March 25, 2012 at 12:57 pm | # | Reply

    looks like a kodiak moment, I think I just bruined the moment
11. 
    krubd

    March 25, 2012 at 8:24 pm | # | Reply

    So a bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer….wait for it… Sarah is bound to deliver a punch line.

    You know that it’s a s’ursine of trouble when you offer this crowd such a punable story, though Jason obviously wouldn’t panda to such base levels. And, yeah, I’m as sorry as the rest of you, hah.