Jason Williams brings us a new Barwench Tales!
Shouldn’t this be Bearwench Tales? Don’t yell at me, you started it. If Bill should come in, would he be a BarBearian?
This is a side of Sarah we don’t see much…
That’s true. I barely knew that…
Of course it’s also possible that she’s sneaking in ale on the job…
i can bear-ly contain my laughter. but i guess i will have to bear up until jayson can bear (beget, give birth) another installment.
ps. please show sarah in the bare.
what did i start here? LOL
Something that had better be handled by a bear-footed Mrs. Minotaur henceforth. Humans may be crunchy and taste good with ketchup, but we’re talking STEAK here if the customer can no longer bear such brute force pun-manship.
Besides, when dealing with other self-awares he should be used to such jokes by now.
Maybe he should cultivate human jokes. Q: How many humans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in the socket, and then waits for the rest of the Universe to revolve around him. pbbt
Restrain your bearly-controlled temper, bear! Any barmaid that can take down a dragon with a mace is not going to be impressed by a bear’s teeth.
Thou hast a point, sir knight. Said conflict would definitely be hairy.
Wonder if she tastes like chicken?
These comments have been grizzly to my poor eyes! Jason, bear the fault for this!
We might get lucky and get to see Sarah’s bare skin on a bear skin rug.
Sarah, we bearly knew ya. Do be careful. Dangerous amounts of bare skin may be exposed in the resulting conflict. Although, truly, I’m concerned for the bear. He’ll be bearly respected among his peers if he loses to a mere slip of a girl, such a delicate flower …
looks like a kodiak moment, I think I just bruined the moment
So a bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer….wait for it… Sarah is bound to deliver a punch line.
You know that it’s a s’ursine of trouble when you offer this crowd such a punable story, though Jason obviously wouldn’t panda to such base levels. And, yeah, I’m as sorry as the rest of you, hah.
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