Look up Despair.com’s Demotivator Poster on “Government”, and you’ll find out all you need to know about the Gnome Syndicate. (Oh, and some of the others fit pretty well too.)
You might Know a lot of Things … but I have it on good authority not to trust what you say. A talkative, small, bearded man with … a, uhm, pointy hat ,,,told me so. hrummmmm. Oh, poop. Does that mean I can trust you when you tell me that you can’t be trusted ..? This is either a double-negative situation that somehow cancels out, or a triple-negative situation that doubles-down … unless I multiply by Smurf and carry the Elf. And, should I divide by Gypsy, or multiply?
Pixie! Ale, please! Make it a double, extra strong, dark. And spike it with a snorkle fairy … I got a doozy of a headache coming on. No sense wasting it … Thank you!
be creative in your methods. get your fathers 12 guage shotgun and skeet shooting
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this is especially satisflying if get a girlfriend to drive through a neighborhood with lots of lawn gnomes, and you shoot while she drives
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if you are worried about the coppers interferring, you could use a paint gun. it makes less noise.
See the following strip. Apparently Kohr Axiom was “discovered” by the witch and Frank at about the same time, as Kohr was about to skewer Frank. And the rest, you can guess.
Tumbleweeds had the worst pick-up line ever read: Limpid Lizard goes up to the Princess and asks “would you like to go to the pond and watch the scum form?”
Does this mean Gnome 12 won’t be following Bill and Frank anymore, or will it be another gnome?
Those Gnomes are quite the meddlers…
Look up Despair.com’s Demotivator Poster on “Government”, and you’ll find out all you need to know about the Gnome Syndicate. (Oh, and some of the others fit pretty well too.)
…spoken by the bearded stalker wearing the pointy hat.
Does this mean I should get rid of the one in my yard?
I don’t know if you should get rid of him, but at the very least I’d turn him around.
I just realized that most of wizards wear beards and pointy hats!! Hmmm…..
You might Know a lot of Things … but I have it on good authority not to trust what you say. A talkative, small, bearded man with … a, uhm, pointy hat ,,,told me so. hrummmmm. Oh, poop. Does that mean I can trust you when you tell me that you can’t be trusted ..? This is either a double-negative situation that somehow cancels out, or a triple-negative situation that doubles-down … unless I multiply by Smurf and carry the Elf. And, should I divide by Gypsy, or multiply?
Pixie! Ale, please! Make it a double, extra strong, dark. And spike it with a snorkle fairy … I got a doozy of a headache coming on. No sense wasting it … Thank you!
be creative in your methods. get your fathers 12 guage shotgun and skeet shooting
.
this is especially satisflying if get a girlfriend to drive through a neighborhood with lots of lawn gnomes, and you shoot while she drives
.
if you are worried about the coppers interferring, you could use a paint gun. it makes less noise.
Good Morning All! How did the Dark Queen not finish her spell? I am confuzzled.
See the following strip. Apparently Kohr Axiom was “discovered” by the witch and Frank at about the same time, as Kohr was about to skewer Frank. And the rest, you can guess.
http://legendofbill.com/2012/02/14/bill-2/
The wonder is that Bill packed such a mighty punch, even then.
my head is still banging like somebody is using a shotgun. how about a keg or two of some brew
ditto like 3xp4t said, i want a it with a snorkle fairy
Hold it, just occurred to me: Craven showed up and took Bill, NOT the Gnome Syndicate, right? Gnome 12 lying?
Gnome 12 isn’t referring to the abduction that’s just happened, he’s referring to events in Bill’s childhood and subsequent events.
SAGG, all will be revealed. heehee. But no, 12 isn’t lying.
dave = this storyline, does it take place in Gnome Alaska
grown groan
You mean, where this worthy comes from?
http://www.tumbleweeds.com/flea.html
i enjoyed TUMBLEWEEDS alot back when.
Me, too. I used to read it in high school.
Tumbleweeds had the worst pick-up line ever read: Limpid Lizard goes up to the Princess and asks “would you like to go to the pond and watch the scum form?”
Yeah, I remember that one, and it was only paralleled in badness by the content of his “luv pomes”.
Never trust a concrete lifeform?
This is certainly no way to cement a friendship!
thank god for that warning i was about to accept candy from a bearded pointy hat guy who lived in a van!
The one down by the river? He has the best candy!!
His candy is dandy, but Warrix’s liqour is quicker!
wait… so frank can’t remember any of it, but he remembers that Kohr’s scars are his fault?