Hilarious, not a kindly magician, but a simple happenstance.
LOL. So that’s how he lost his hair… and gained a sidekick at the same time!
Well, this is unexpected.
Totally. So Ms. Purple Skin’s husband is worth something after all.
Just what sort of squirrel was he hunting that he needed an arrow that would burn it down to the bone in seconds?
LOL t’was worth waiting for!
He’s lucky the flame stopped after eatin off his hair!
Sheesh, that’s like shooting at a squirrel with our family’s old 1874 .45-70-405.
I was told that if I ever wanted to shoot small game with it, aim nearby and the fragments would get it— never hit it directly with the .925 ounce bullet or all you have left is bits of fur. (Thing shoots so slow you can see the bullet flicker.)
In West Texas, where Praire Dogs can become a hazard, using a big gun like that is preferred for the rodents – nothing left to pick up, just lots of fertilzer already spread.
And lots of lead in the food… verrry healthy! (ahem).
ho ho jolly goood story
thank you all for your patience and kind words. I hae to admit, my 12 year old came up with the plot twist regarding sean the dark elf…..great kid, now he’s demanding money tho….thanks again all!
a version of my favorite spencer tracy movie BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK.
the ending was completely from left field, unforeseeable, and totally prodigious
…watch closely, Jason, you will never read words more poetic, more true, more awesome, and more unexpected from TC than these… whatever he’s drinking, I want it…
That came from outta nowhere! That’s great and explains why Dirk wears the skull.
But now, did he just do in his cohort?
I doubt he did in Sean. While the mino-wife will probably go after his companion, I think Jesse can take her.
I’m guessing that the squirrel’s presence wasn’t just a coincidence. If that was a squirrel at all. Eventually, I’ll tell what I think happened but I want to see if I’m right first. Besides that, I prefer to let Jason Williams come up with his own ideas unless he specifically requests otherwise.
Jason, just give him a writing credit and tell him you won’t charge him for his meals.
Damn he is the equivalent of a guy hunting deer with RPGs. oO
I hope your trouble(s) are getting resolved – happily. I’m looking forward to seeing the fallout with Mrs. Minotaur, the Dark Elves, and our favorite unstable customer service representative.
agree with everyone – sean as the accidental hero is hilarious and awesome background story.
Wait, I’m confused…
So Dirk’s whole “Before you kill me, Ms. Minotaur, there’s something you should know” shtick was all leading up to him ratting out Sean?
Unless he’s playing an angle we haven’t seen yet, Dirk’s gonna end up with Sean, Jessi, Sarah, AND the minotaur all out for his blood…
Don’t forget Mrs. Sean.
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