Despite all the justifications by certain other readers (and of course its humorous intent and effect), I am thoroughly grossed out just looking at this, let alone thinking about it. Did they allow shooting fairies like that on sight, or did one have to take his grievances outside the saloon?
We have beer shampoo, so an ale bath for a fairie is a logical extension.
Gnome 12 didn’t seem upset at Blue-Hired Fairie diving in his ale (complete with snorkle and face mask but in her birthday suit). Now that she is done with her bath, he must be ordering a replacement ale that doesn’t taste like fairie bathwater. I’m sure his irritation is with Gnome 41 and not with Blue-Haired Fairie.
Despite all the justifications by certain other readers (and of course its humorous intent and effect), I am thoroughly grossed out just looking at this, let alone thinking about it. Did they allow shooting fairies like that on sight, or did one have to take his grievances outside the saloon?
You never know, that ale may now be imbued with fairie magic.
or fairie pee
We have beer shampoo, so an ale bath for a fairie is a logical extension.
Gnome 12 didn’t seem upset at Blue-Hired Fairie diving in his ale (complete with snorkle and face mask but in her birthday suit). Now that she is done with her bath, he must be ordering a replacement ale that doesn’t taste like fairie bathwater. I’m sure his irritation is with Gnome 41 and not with Blue-Haired Fairie.