Jason Williams continues to knock ‘em out of the park with Saturday’s Barwench Tales!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, Billbarians!
I love it! Happiest of New Year Barbillians, be safe!
he doesn’t look like Remo Williams. Happy New Year and thanks for the entertaining comics.
But does he move like a baboon with two clubbed feet?
No. He is better than that.
Dirk’s apparently stunned response is nothing short of hilarious!
Looks like Gnome #27 had a wee bit too much of the grog…
And you know that the lair is always going to be as far and as high up as possible. Great stuff and great way to end the year. Happy New Year and looking forward to more with all three strips!
maybe he should of waited to put on the heavy armor and weapons
But then he’d still have to carry it all on his back, up the mountain, and put it on, in the snow & ice, while being attacked …
Happy New Year Billbarians!!!
Love the wench, what did she really look like I mean this is an idealized memory. But if not how do I get there?
Why did he lose to Sarah again?!
It’s not (usually) about strength. Or crazy. You also have to have the will to win. I’d suggest his heart wasn’t into it because his heart is in it.
Of course, I’m deliberately ignoring the fact that at the time, he was in a bar without his armor on.
Wellllll ,,, so was Sarah. Seems it was a pretty level battlefield to me.
I’m also deliberately ignoring THAT fact.
“Mount Nevercanmakeit.” Love it! Is that in the same mountain range as “Whydidntyatakea Peak”? (That was on a Quake cereal commercial long ago, ‘tooned and punned by the same guy who came up with Whatssamata U in The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show. Jay Somebody.)
Thank you. I knew my laziness would provoke somebody to tell me.
It’s in the Messty Mountains of Muddle Earth. Take a right at the Shore, go east from Whee, avoiding hazards like the Midge Desert, Weatherbeaten and the Bernardshaws. It’s the peak between the yukky-looking Homely House of Last Resort of Rond McNalley son of Earendache and the Crock staffed by Gorn and his Animal Farm.
Alternatively, it could be just one of those magnificent mountains that somehow guard the horizon of Asgard, the Realm Eternal. (I have never wanted to live in a fictional city more.)
What I want to find out is, what happened to Dirk on this quest of the Minotaur to change him from being so awesome here to being a wimp?
It couldn’t have just been Sarah that made him a wimp. Or could it…?
THANK YOU all for the kind words and interest on this story line. this has been a blast to script and draw. we get into the action next week, So stay tuned!!!
Thank YOU, Jason! This “side” (s)trip into the Billverse quickly evolved into one of the more entertaining comics on the web (for me, at least). Lots of great gals very easy on the eye … this raven-haired beauty for example … yowza! I want a wallpaper of them all!
Totally love her weak-kneed, dreamy-eyed swoon over Dirk Diggler the Destroyer. What girl wouldn’t? Look at the size of that mace … and he sure looks like he really knows how to handle it!
Awesome strip Jason. You continue to inspire me.
Might we ever see a confrontation between Dirk and Bill? I’m sure the reasons for such a meeting would be hysterical, but what might the outcome be?
“Piece of cake.” Gets into the truck, er, his Pinaka Multibarrel Rocket Launcher, enters the coordinates and whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whooosh, whoosh, whooosh, whooosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whooosh, whoosh!
The castle disappears under the onslaught.
Then Dirk the Invincibly Coiffed asks the town council for several million dollars as his fee (guided rockets ain’t cheap.)
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