Legend Of Bill
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santa?
“The broth is ready, the veggies are in, all I need is the meat… ah, here it comes…”
(well, isn’t that how it USUALLY works in these fantasies!?)
That’s not remotely troubling or terrifying…
Yet.
Really, my first thought is that this IS Santa but one must never underestimate the deviousness of our cartoonists either…
oh this is going to be fun, how did Santa see him coming with his back to him he has no magic to be sensed..
now watch i bet in that cauldron is few heads and arms and other body parts of other creatures/not just animals.. that’s right santa is a cannibal how else does he keep so fat..
Don’t underestimate the power of Santa and Christmas Magic. Scatch Fury (pvponline.com) has challenged Santa for years, but never quite finished him off. Though recently, Scratch seems to have landed the job of Krampus.
Bun-Bun of Sluggy Freelance managed to score a partial victory recently, but has been kicked around by the big guy a lot, too.
Santa loves gnomes.
After all if the little elves try to go on strike he enlists gnomes – which he illegaly smuggled to the north pole – as strike breakers.
All Christmas politics and such.
“Trust me, Gnome: after that nonsense with Jack Skellington, YOUR problems should be a snap!”
Gee, he knew he was coming and could see him without looking…
Friendly Fire?
The Finns put that to very good use during the Winter War of 1939-1940…
I have this horrible mental image of Santa being here because his reindeer have been confiscated/eaten by Warrix, and he is essentially in hiding… o_o I am not surprised he saw the gnome coming; ‘he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good’ – and he can find everyone he has to deliver to without fail. Of course he could spot a gnome approaching.
Why do I hear Harrison Ford in my head saying, “I got a bad feeling about this.”?
OMG if it is Santa ummm, please ask him to define “Naughty”?
Thanks for all the comments gang. I can’t wait to show y’all the rest of this little holiday story.
–Kev
“Yes I ve been naughty you patronizing fat bastard!What are you going to do about it?”
ehm got carried away there a bit
And the reply? “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
Never, never, NEVER mess with Baal-Zephon (Baal of the North)!
(what, you didn’t know the fire gods/hearth spirits of antiquity are part of the source of Santa Claus mythology?!)
(and if you think THAT’S wild, wait until I point you to the ultimate source of that gnome’s dress, pointy cap and all: in the costumes of at least some of the Scythians or Cimmerians that came into Europe from the Middle East via the area of the Black Sea…)