I think the centaur is a perfectly suited choice for Sarah’s rebound relationship – being part horse, he can run, run, run away like the wind when he finally realizes what he’s gotten himself into.
Zoophilia and/or bestiality would imply that a centaur counts as an animal, which I don’t think it does. In any case, I dare you to call him that to his face!
No, I wouldn’t call him an animal in his presence. I’d call him what he is, half-animal – and all animal where it really counted. What would be really interesting is how long it took for him to register that this was not meant to encourage Sarah.
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can you see a continued storyline with horseface. he takes sarah to his home, and she is greeted with his herd of felmale horses. tee hee
gawd, i am lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy. but then ireland is not the best country for getting the internet.
to but to enjoy a hot freckled maureen o’hara collen or is it to be to stay here and part take of a conversation of witty quips and japes. that is the question.
Part man, part horse. How far down does the male human end and horse begin? It’s only convention that says there’s an absolute dividing line at the (human) waist. What if it packs human male tackle in approximately the right place, as well as the sort of equine wedding tackle that would have pleased Catherine the Great? After all, you wouldn’t expect the male human sexuality to be turned on by mares, or the horse hormones to gallop at the sight of Sarah….
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Time heals all wounds, for some its just much, much quicker.
I think the centaur is a perfectly suited choice for Sarah’s rebound relationship – being part horse, he can run, run, run away like the wind when he finally realizes what he’s gotten himself into.
Fickle, fickle Sarah. I foresee hijinks ensuing with maximum hilarity as a result….
“Ladies, look at your man, now back to me, I AM a horse!”
yeah, sarah loves a man with horse sense
groan
jayson is breaking new grounds … Zoophilia and bestiality
well, the guy is hung like a horse
centaur = happy sarah got the kind with human head and horses body, INSTEAD of horses’s head and man body (Ewww)
it was heaven cent her (groan)
Zoophilia and/or bestiality would imply that a centaur counts as an animal, which I don’t think it does. In any case, I dare you to call him that to his face!
No, I wouldn’t call him an animal in his presence. I’d call him what he is, half-animal – and all animal where it really counted. What would be really interesting is how long it took for him to register that this was not meant to encourage Sarah.
behind his back, i call a horse
to his face, i call him SIR
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can you see a continued storyline with horseface. he takes sarah to his home, and she is greeted with his herd of felmale horses. tee hee
bork, where is that speelcheck on LoB
what i meant to t ype was FEMALE with one “L”
centaurs…. the dream of evry girl who didnt get a pony on their birthday
To quote Colonel O’Neil of SGA “That’s wrong on SO many levels…”
SG1 I mean.
Incidentally, what does this “centaur” have the aft quotient of a steer, rather than a horse?
When you consider the stereotype one can apply here to him, then he would be an Oxymoron.
“That’s O’Neill with TWO ‘L’s. There’s another Jack O’Neil in the air force, and he has absolutely no sense of humor.”
jayson i always wanted to fall in love with a redhead with freckles.
it is rare as a blue diamond (or hen’s teeth) to see a wench with them polka dots on her face
of course, i could have moved to ireland if i were serious, but it never came to be.
gawd, i am lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy. but then ireland is not the best country for getting the internet.
to but to enjoy a hot freckled maureen o’hara collen or is it to be to stay here and part take of a conversation of witty quips and japes. that is the question.
Move to Scituate, Massachusetts. 48% of the population is of Irish descent (largest in the US). I will assume they have the internet there.
QUESTION:::where does sarah show him to eat
ANSWER:::: Centaur Aisle
one last one
sarah and her gent were the Centaur of attention
groan
Looks like Sarah is ready to get back on the horse…… Ride em cowgirl.
*insert obligatory “Horse’s ass” joke here*
Part man, part horse. How far down does the male human end and horse begin? It’s only convention that says there’s an absolute dividing line at the (human) waist. What if it packs human male tackle in approximately the right place, as well as the sort of equine wedding tackle that would have pleased Catherine the Great? After all, you wouldn’t expect the male human sexuality to be turned on by mares, or the horse hormones to gallop at the sight of Sarah….