Jason Williams continues to raise the bar on our Saturday feature, Barwench Tales, featuring Sarah, the psycho (or just misunderstood?) barwench… thanks, Jason!!
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She’s enjoying herself, don’t ruin the moment Dirk…;) Then again, the instant they try to keelhaul her, they’re toast…
hey dirk!
as long as she is with you, she is in dreamland
if you bring her back to reality, she will be unhappy
you dont want to see her unhappy
Sarah’s right, this is a perfect opportunity for adventure, swashbuckling, and, (Dare I say it?) Romance. You just have to go with the flow, dirk. Crazy is a good thing sometimes.
she is on meds or drunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw&feature=related
I see that Sarah got a different size glass one that is smaller than the half empty one that she had been using, good for her, she just might become the girl to take home and meet mother. . . KNOT
I wonder how many pirates have already died in trying to do what pirates traditionally do to female captives? (Maybe killing so many criminals is what put her in such a good mood.)
Quick, Dirk, quote her verse 1:9 from Song of Solomon: that will get her angry enough to be back to her old self…
If that doesn’t get her goat, you might as well go shopping for an Oregon Boot… uh, I mean a ring…
She was in a good mood already (for the last two strips at least, probably a record for her) and so walloping some of her would-be kidnappers likely wasn’t one of the offstage happenings. So why DID she submit to this scenario without a fight?
Crazy is as crazy does (or doesn’t)…and now we know she can be crazy in more than one way.
Something tells me Sarah, she don’t get out of the house much. lol
Yeah, but…BIKINI !!
holy bork! BIKINI!!!! all systems overload
bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Who brought the Swedish chef in here?
bork
At least everyone at the Wet Gill Tavern will be happy…
Okay those poor pirates do know once that she untied and gets aweapon of anything that hurt them there really going to get it no if and or buts, and she in enjoying her self dirk, she with you that a good thing and she not mad at you yet to be mad at the pirates once she gets to where there ride ends i am betting its pirate slave auction.. and then fun part if dirk gets separated from hem. you know she going to go alot more crazier trying to find “her “man
Well now we know Sarah does not mind a little bondage.
I hate when you come to that realization in a relationship.
He knew that going INTO the relationship, but that all-but-nonexistent black string bikini (before it quadrupled in size when she put it on) made him forget that.
And women wonder why they aren’t more often in charge. We men know (or eventually learn the hard way) that we don’t dare let them be.
Hmmm… Dirk may want to get some more of whatever was in her drink last week.
Dirk, you idiot. Free Cruise ..??! duh. She doesn’t mind being tied up. Abducted and taken to exotic locations unknown. She fights warrior drow to a panting standstill, and is barely warmed up herself.
You should be taking notes, dude. This is the girl who has your frickin’ tattoo tucked away in her scrap book. Your most serious problem is: you’ve got a lot of expectations to live up to!
You win the prize for Most Insightful Comment on the Thread – at least in my book.
Crazy sarah!!!!!
The people danced in the streets now that Evil Sarah was gone. The Tavern Owner gave away free drinks for two days straight. Flowers bloomed. Trees grew. Animals quit mysteriously dying. The plagues stopped. The sun was brighter. The King quit worrying every time his men went out to patrol the town. No more disappearing townsfolk. A renaissance was in the making…
…and soon thereafter, piracy on the high seas descended to a level of quietude not seen in generations.
…and in my book, this is the funniest comment on the thread.
I never finished it, and only part of it’s still up at Elfquest.com, but I started a parody of the first volume of Elfquest called Dwarfquest…
I don’t think I spotted that when I visited there. Must. Remedy. That.
Oh Dirk, don’t you know as long as you are with Sarah you are SAFE! The SECOND they try to do anything she will cruxify them. And not all pirates are bad!
You have to admit, that lot LOOKED pretty bad, from the inside out – and I don’t think they tied our heroes up because they considered them a real threat (yet).