charlie is hungover. be very very very quiet, please.
as charlie leaves the tavern where he gallantly saved 102 kegs of beer from falling into evil hands. before he leaves, his inner voice of morals, of right or wrong, awoke with an alarm.
“ouch!” he screamed. “of course, now, i wouldn’t be leaving this tavern without settling my debts.” and charlie scrawled an IOU note.
IOU
for emptying 102 kegs of beer
signed
David Reddick
as charlie leaves with his conscience alleviated, he chuckles. “I may be sloshed, but I am not stupid.”
*refills the kegs with a swirl and swish of her wand. (pulled from her cleavage of course) Chills bottles of Trader Vic’s and some kahlua*…umm for coffee! Yeah for coffee…*starts a pot of Bustello*
Oh, piffle. My very-soon-to-be-published protagonist could do THAT with a wave of a sparkling ring, and do it for free – provided there was a real need, of course. Getting Davy Crockett lookalikes plastered might not qualify, unless they need to be hung afterward (then it’s an act of mercy).
The ring’s not for sale, though. Be thankful. It connects you to everywhere and everywhen in the multiverse and vice versa and that isn’t always all that it’s cracked up to be.
Gnomeo and Juliet is a good picture, even though it was rated G. A nice story (basically Romeo and Juliet, but with a happy ending) that wasn’t super simplified and overly sweetened for little kids.
Duuuuuuuuuudes, hate to mess up this thread, but “BARWENCH TALES” isn’t where it should be… and where did that woman get two swords and why doesn’t either of them have a hole in the middle?!?
charlie is hungover. be very very very quiet, please.
as charlie leaves the tavern where he gallantly saved 102 kegs of beer from falling into evil hands. before he leaves, his inner voice of morals, of right or wrong, awoke with an alarm.
“ouch!” he screamed. “of course, now, i wouldn’t be leaving this tavern without settling my debts.” and charlie scrawled an IOU note.
IOU
for emptying 102 kegs of beer
signed
David Reddick
as charlie leaves with his conscience alleviated, he chuckles. “I may be sloshed, but I am not stupid.”
Dontcha hate those office politics? Makes ya see why people go postal at work sometimes.
this ain’t no office politics. this is double-crossing, double-agent, you-had-no-idea-we-work-for-the-darkside shenanigans!
Hmmm, and all this time I thought they just occupied lawn space…
That’s exactly what they want you to think. It’s part of The Gnome Syndicate’s philosophy.
Could this be the “real” intention: to make Humans lawn ornaments?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfBw4JPqyjU
(evil gnomish laughter heard somewhere…)
Oh no he di-int! *does the neck thing*
Me thinks someone wants Giles’ job!
*refills the kegs with a swirl and swish of her wand. (pulled from her cleavage of course) Chills bottles of Trader Vic’s and some kahlua*…umm for coffee! Yeah for coffee…*starts a pot of Bustello*
(holds out his mug of homemade “CocoMocha” – base fluid, SoDelicious vanilla coconut milk – for a shot of that Kahlua)
pixie …. you ….. you ….. you filled all 102 kegs with with a swirl and swish of your wand !!!!!!!
you want to sell me that wand, please.
Oh, piffle. My very-soon-to-be-published protagonist could do THAT with a wave of a sparkling ring, and do it for free – provided there was a real need, of course.
Getting Davy Crockett lookalikes plastered might not qualify, unless they need to be hung afterward (then it’s an act of mercy).
The ring’s not for sale, though. Be thankful. It connects you to everywhere and everywhen in the multiverse and vice versa and that isn’t always all that it’s cracked up to be.
P.S. This comic has made me want to see Gnomeo and Juliet…I can;t wait til it comes out LOL!
Gnomeo and Juliet is a good picture, even though it was rated G. A nice story (basically Romeo and Juliet, but with a happy ending) that wasn’t super simplified and overly sweetened for little kids.
Plus, Ozzy voices the Reindeer!!
Just when you thought the plot twists couldn’t become more Gordian-knotlike…
todays strip reminds of the mel gibson movie MAVERICK.
at the conclusiong of the poker game on the paddle boat, when maverick turned up the winning ACE, …………. everybody had a gun.
its like this story. everybody has their own back story
Duuuuuuuuuudes, hate to mess up this thread, but “BARWENCH TALES” isn’t where it should be… and where did that woman get two swords and why doesn’t either of them have a hole in the middle?!?
I let David know, who let the web guys know, and now it appears to be fixed.
Not. Yet.
Thanks everyone. And DOn, thanks for keeping on top of stuff and letting me know. There are still a few bugs we need to iron out