The last thing you want is a certain someone’s attention… but how is this so?
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“I always feel like somebody’s watchin’ me, and I got no privacy…”
Pixie, if you’re still in the building, let’s you and me get out of it NOW. ::: shudder :::
How does Warrix know Gina??? O_o
I’m thinking of joining you two in exiting stage left, Johanan! ::shiver::
The hole we left in the stage door as we ran through it should fit you just fine.
Johanan has left the building
…and is peeking through the hole in the door waving at you to follow and shouting, “COME ON, YOU LEAD-FOOTED CLODHOPPER, BEFORE WARRIX SUCKS YOUR CRANIUM DRY!!!
“If you’re too proud to run, step aside for a man who isn’t!”
i am so befuddled.
time to hit the bar scene. i will have a Cherry Lime Ricky and a hard boiled egg, barkeep.
Now’s not the time to run away, Now’s the time to fight! Would Bill run away? or would he start chewing on his shield whilst frothing at the mouth and then start loping heads and limbs off? Now I may not be a barbarian, (I’m more of a ranger, really.) But I do know that the best way to deal with evil is to give it a good proverbial whack on the nose, same as any bully. Running away only delays the inevitable confrontation. So take up arms and gird your loins my fellow Billbarians! The hour of Battle is upon us! And though the light of hope slips from the land like sand from an hourglass, We will shine all the Brighter in spite of it! Now Who’s With Me!!!
Wait….do what to my loins?! And how did you know about my girdle!
You realize, of course, that Pixie and I will be back when we have bigger weapons than the average Billiard, er, Billbarian carries.
I’m thinking a MIRV’ed ICBM will do just fine… that and a little pixie dust to aim it properly.
Oh, and did Pixie tell you about that stiletto tucked into her girdle?
What? a Broadsword, Longbow, and quiver of good ash arrows isn’t enough?
I formally deny all knowledge of Pixie’s girdle or the contents therein.
Not when you haven’t been trained to use them. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an armored mech suit to prepare.
Run, Gina! You gon git—
Uh….into a lot of trouble with that evil looking chap?
Oh! It’s becoming more and more engaging… can’t wait to read what’s next!
OMG when did DQ/Gina become Darth Vader! ANd when did Wazzizface become Obi Wan?
Gahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *is snatched up by Johanan!*
Wait! Put me down! Who’s going to watch the bar?! Umm Ok….ow! wait, this is not comfy! *poofs up a Self Serve sign on the bar*
Self-Serve, eh? *tiny light-bulb flickers for a second and then comes on overhead. Runs off and comes back with two empty gallons* Today is going to be a gooood day!!
Don’t worry, Pixie, I’ll bring you back when you help me steal that MIRV’ed ICBM… or help me persuade a dragon big enough to do the same job.
(the banter on this thread is hilarious
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To heck with that, as soon as I’m done fitting my hounds with antimagic shielding we’ll have all the fire power we’ll need.(anyone who’s played Chromehounds knows what I’m talking about)
(banter usually is funny to read
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free beer is good. before i abandon them kegs of beer, i will take them with me. drink, drink let your stein and drink
By the way Gentlemen…This comic is amazing!!! It is really creepy and the coloring matches the tone set by the drawings perfectly. Bravo yet again gentlemen.
Repressed memories
Like the corners of my mind
Misty sepia colored memories
Of the way we were
I’m tellin’ ya. Dq/V is like a Certs … she’s two, two, two girls in one!
My biggest issue with this comic is that Dave demands to have a life (hanging out incessantly with some redhead and his kids) and isn’t producing these HOURLY! Come on, help us out here.
In all serious, wonderful job Dave & Don. I love the story, the drawings and the coloring. Great stuff!
I agree with Tim…NEED MORE NOW!!!!….or, you know, as soon as possible. Whichever works better.
Good God, Warrix is everywhere!!!….which means he probably saw when I shat myself… Anyway, I’ve gotta agree with the previous commentators, this page is as beautifully drawn as it is mentally scarring. Great job guys! Now, where the hell can I get a change of clothes?
I REALLY gotta get my Gravatar to work on here! *pulls her coffin shaped mini cigar case outta her corset.*
You could try lowering the Gravatar’s rating. (Mine’s G and it works everywhere.)
Spank I mean thank you Insectoid! i will have to try that
No problem… always glad to help!
And there it is… what sort of costume is that you’re wearing?
That is one of my bar wench costumes. White puffy cotton shirt, black bodice, I think I had on the red satin skirt and bloomies. I have my hair in braids and I believe I’m in the middle of serving a brew.
I do like the new pic Pixie.
I need to get a Gravatar period. I should be able to at least try and get that taken care of over the next few days, but no guarantees.
And now I have one. Yay.
I think it’s time for a massive amount of explaining in the next few strips.
I think Warrix is playing some magic games, myself…
How about now?
Nope…no such luck!
AHHHH !!! there I am! yes that is the really, for truly me!
@pixie — you lavish pulchritude
i know i know. syntax error in that sentence. but i just finished two kegs of beer and got 99 kegs of beer. i drink another, than i have 98 kegs of beer.
i hope no thinks saving this beer from falling into the wrong hands is a easy job….burp…
ENGLISH! Bebe! I only speak 4 languages.
English, Spanish, Bad English and Bad Spanish! Yer killing me!
And stop drinking all the beer!!!! I’ll be back!
all good heros have theme music, so methinks the perfect theme for bill is Palladio by Karl Jenkins
hereis a link to the music by group eScala http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6XNCNIRub0&NR=1
i play while reading todays strip and it gets that alfred hitchock feel to the LOB
97 kegs of beer on the wall, 97 kegs of beer.
Take one down and lift your stein and drink your beer
Drink! Drink! Drink!
To eyes that are bright as stars when they’re shining on me!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree!
96 kegs of beer on the wall, 96 kegs of beer.
Take one down and lift your stein and drink your beer
Drink! Drink! Drink!
To eyes that are bright as stars when they’re shining on me!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree!
REMEMBER YOU CAN ONLY RENT BEER
Charlie – interesting that you mentioned theme music, as I was cooloring this I was wondering what would be good theme music for this particular strip.
@Don Kuehn — great minds work in the circles
great i spilled some magic elixir on my keyboard. what i meant to say was
@Don Kuehn — great minds work in the same circles
*sings*
In Heaven there is no beer.
That’s why we drink it here.
And when we’re gone fron here,
Well our friends will be drinking all the beer!
(Easiest drinking song EVER!….That’s the sum of the lyrics)
Thanks for the comments everyone, this was a fun strip to color. The strip is getting interesting, stay tuned…
Well of coarse we will. How else are we going to find out what the deal is with Vasheeva and Gina and what Warrix has to do with it?
I think Gina just put on the One Ring.
*Checks drawer* – No she didn’t, I still have it.
You’re supposed to be keeping it secret and safe.
Well yes, but I didn’t say which drawer now, did I?
ROFL!! Good one Josh. XD
Sees the yukky tree in the swamp: What’s in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you?
Oh!!! You mean an alter ego with black hair and bad complexion?