“Hey! Frank! Do you think this kilt makes my butt look too big?”
“No, Bill. I think the size of your butt makes your butt look too big.”
*gives Frank the cold shoulder*
Seriously … it’s making the skin on the back of my neck crawl looking at those snow drifts on him in panel #3. Because, I refuse to even think about it being a dandruff problem …
I’ve seen some of the elves in the Billverse (of the non-Keebler variety). If I’ve been a bad, baaaaad boy, could she beat me with a candy cane ..? I promise to make it worth her while …
In all humbleness I can muster, I can safely say I’d be on that *Stupid List*, up there with Bill.
“Hey! Frank! Do you think this kilt makes my butt look too big?”
“No, Bill. I think the size of your butt makes your butt look too big.”
*gives Frank the cold shoulder*
Seriously … it’s making the skin on the back of my neck crawl looking at those snow drifts on him in panel #3. Because, I refuse to even think about it being a dandruff problem …
I’ve seen some of the elves in the Billverse (of the non-Keebler variety). If I’ve been a bad, baaaaad boy, could she beat me with a candy cane ..? I promise to make it worth her while …
“Do dragon burgers taste like chicken?” = One of the funniest lines EVER!
I still need to find the shirt that says “Dear Santa, I can explain.” Then I would blame it on Vorik. Cause yeah…mischevious pixie and all.
How does Frank know what a dragon burger taste like?
Or a Fat Barbarian list!
Why Bil not wearing his new winter clothe?
Wait no Gnome?
@Scott King. Frank worked and ate at Dragon Burger. It’s the name of the company, not what’s actually IN the burger (we hope.)
And on that list are Bill and Sir Lance (so far)!
@Scott King – Bill and Frank have inside information on the Dragon Burger chain, the story starts here: http://www.legendofbill.com/2008/07/03/you-want-fries-with-that/ and the secret is revealed here: http://www.legendofbill.com/2008/07/13/tastes-like-chicken/
@Kornetbeef – He could be hiding behind one of those piles of snow, you never know when he’ll pop up!
The fur coat has offed and walked, then…
Yes, Bill would definitely be on the “Stupid” list!
@3X, Pixie: ROFL!!
@Scott: See this strip.
The gnome is probably somewhere warm! He’s no Bill!
I think that Bill could only ever be on the nice list because he’s too stupid to be on the bad list.
@Kornetbeef- I don’t think he’s bought them yet.
do people on the stupid list get soft gifts without sharp corners, or edges? nerf toys mebbe? lol
It is quite possible that belt is keeping a lot in. Please keep it on, Bill!
HA! Man I love all of your comments!
I see no sign of Bill freezing. Maybe Frank’s breath is warming him. Though he’s a blue dragon, he breathes fire instead of ice.
@ SamsonGuy
HA Now he knows what a corset is like!
Bill is still traumatized over what that Elf did to him with an oversized candycane…
“Does a chicken burger taste like chicken”. LOL man I love Frank!!