Dear gods, no! Not the Smurfs … ANYTHING but the Smurfs!
Well, Bill’s world is considerably older than ours or has had garden gnomes for a lot longer. We’ve only had them on Earth for a couple of centuries, not millennia. Still, I’m going to start regarding garden gnomes with more circumspection. I’m usually doing something I’d rather not have watched.
Who knew that, 20 years ago, Sting gave us warnings about gnomes?
“Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you”
“Every breath you take. Every move you make. I’ll be watching you.”
Great…the secrets out. Lawn Gnomes are the CIA of the Mythical World…And Smurfs are the Black Ops. And Pixies…well…We’re pretty and we don’t do numbers!
Wait, what were we talking about? I was thinking about shoes again. Oh look sparklies!
Oh great…the secrets out…wait…did I say that already?
AH HA! I knew those little demons were evil! Using talk of love and friendship to fool us all for years and… wait, are we talking the same smurfs from the show or a completely different group of smurfs? Oh well, can’t wait to see what happens next.
@3X – That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw the female gnome, she looks like Roz from Monsters Inc. There was also a bailiff on ‘Night Court’ that had a similar voice (and demeanor).
Oh no! Not the Smurfs!
Dear gods, no! Not the Smurfs … ANYTHING but the Smurfs!
Well, Bill’s world is considerably older than ours or has had garden gnomes for a lot longer. We’ve only had them on Earth for a couple of centuries, not millennia. Still, I’m going to start regarding garden gnomes with more circumspection. I’m usually doing something I’d rather not have watched.
Who knew that, 20 years ago, Sting gave us warnings about gnomes?
“Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you”
“Every breath you take. Every move you make. I’ll be watching you.”
gnome on smurf actions! gotta love it!
Haha, awesome! Loving all the places you’ve been going with LoB. A real comedy adventure series!
Great…the secrets out. Lawn Gnomes are the CIA of the Mythical World…And Smurfs are the Black Ops. And Pixies…well…We’re pretty and we don’t do numbers!
Wait, what were we talking about? I was thinking about shoes again. Oh look sparklies!
Oh great…the secrets out…wait…did I say that already?
Did Guiles make a pair of ducks?
Smurfs are the worst punishment there is. D=
Did I call this spot-on, or what?
Well, I didn’t foresee that the Smurfs would get involved…
Sending him back to do Travel ads would be worst
Smurfs!? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH… ::runs screaming::
@Old Crow, Pixie: LOL
How rude of them.
LA LA LALA LA LA LA LALA LA LA! smurfs are enforcers, i love it! my cat is named azrael.
Well, Smurf it.
AH HA! I knew those little demons were evil! Using talk of love and friendship to fool us all for years and… wait, are we talking the same smurfs from the show or a completely different group of smurfs? Oh well, can’t wait to see what happens next.
Oh, wow. Here I thought he was gonna get of with a slap on the wrist. But, the Smurf Option! Yoikers! That’s some heavy artillery …
It’s the glasses. I’m certain that Roz is No. 1. Gnome 12 is doomed.
@Adam — You just HAD to go and invoke Rule #34, didn’t you? That’s wrong, man. Just wrong.
NOT THE SMURFS! Think of the children! XD
Cheap lawn ornaments: lawn jockeys, pink flamingos, wind mills, and of course your typical garden variety gnome The “G” is silent”
Gnome,Alaska
Good stuff,
Only one thing, you want sic instead of sick when you want to ‘incite an attack’ of Smurfs on the Gnome.
@3X – That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw the female gnome, she looks like Roz from Monsters Inc. There was also a bailiff on ‘Night Court’ that had a similar voice (and demeanor).
I have recently spotted a garden gnome along the route to my bus stop. I am scared now.
I DON’T WANT SMURFS SICKED ON ME!
@Don, wasn’t that bailiff black? Oh and you did NOT want to provoke her. She’s got a mean right hook. (And a meaner left.)
She remembers me to Gary Larsons females. A coincidence or a little bow to this great cartoonist?
Sic Gargamel on ‘im!
@Azure – The one you are referring to was played by Marsh Warfield, she replaced the one I’m talking about.
They had lawns for millennia?